Well, you moved the log from one place to the other by rolling it. Just as a side note, if you put on women's clothing and hang around in bars you will kicked out of the family. Oh, and I've never been a girly. Just to clear things up.
Have you ever just asked him, "Hey, Jim. Somebody took my brass cap off for me, do you have any that are the right size that I could use until I get it replaced? I just have all these odd-sized ones."