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Hoo boy! Maybe dad will give him a job?

Very good. I hope this is only the beginning.

Well, as your Auntie would say, "The nut doesn't fall far from the tree." I know she said fruit, but...

And a good time was had by all.

Excellent advice!

We need a few with the integrity of Watchman Wayne.

Well, this started out so well, but then I remembered Herman Farbage. You know he was just taking out his garbage when the killer tomatoes attacked him.

Incredible. This is probably the biggest bunch of Balogna Sausage I've ever read. Why, even your blog is just so much Balogna. Why doesn't anyone ever steal one of these posts?

That is really bizarre. I hope the good doctor has a good time.

If it's the same time frame I'm thinking of he was lower than the scum of the earth. I didn't learn about any of his shenanigans until 20 or something years later.