I used to get a really bad stomach bug every Thanksgiving for several years in a row. Maybe your internal clock is sending/receiving the wrong signals?
The parts of Europe fit with what Mom and I have been learning from Ancestry. We are going to do the 23 & me test as well because it has different things. I'm not too concerned with the police using it. If I commit a crime, I know they will catch me sooner or later and if it's bad enough, I will become one of your customers and the idea is less than appealing.
I received an email from your daughter saying (I paraphrase), "My dad bought the spiciest pepper in the world and touched it and now he is getting a taste of it without even eating it!"
Why would you take something that says, "Avoid contact with skin and eyes," a phrase required by OSHA on the MSDS of many chemicals, and stick it in your mouth and think that's okay? "I got some pepper juice in my eye! I can't see! I can't see! Quick, let me eat it!"