North Korea’s Kim Jong Un (Satire)

Benjamin, Brother’s Campfire here.

This post serves to be shameless in my pursuit of a North Korean click. I hear it is not possible, but try I must.

I hope I don’t get hacked or something. Lets get started!

North Korea is known as

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea 조선민주주의인민공화국
Chosŏn Minjujuŭi Inmin Konghwaguk

Not a plan for war, just a click will do.
🇰🇵 북한 김정은과의 전쟁 (hope that translates)

We Here At The Campfire Have No Plans For Invading North Korea 북한에 침투

We have no idea where their military assets are at the moment, nor do we care. We are just a regular blog, albeit a little unique.

북한군 자산 위치

Kim Jong-un
The Supreme Leader of North Korea


This man is not an objective and no invasions are pending at this time. 이 사람은 목표가 아니며 현재 보류 중인 침략이 없습니다.

North Korea Has 20 Something Websites that are visible at times. I am hoping these backlinks will assist the Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un or his staff in clicking out of curiosity.

金正恩是中国人的潜在傀儡,但我没有这种想法的证据 Kim Jong Un is a potential puppet of the Chinese, but I have no evidence of this thought.

Kim Jong Un is Not Vietnamese, but he may like foreign cuisine. Kim Jong Un không phải là người Việt Nam, nhưng ông ấy có thể thích ẩm thực nước ngoài

And finally, this is not code for anything, it is a random string of numbers and words.

5	15	4	18	15 21	16	20	21	9
24 8 19 3 152 23 5 26 12
20 7 7 22 133 8 20 23 23
24 26 22 25 311 3 7 24 15
9 17 8 6 417 3 10 13 17
25 16 19 15 2 410 23 7 23 9
21 4 3 11 820 12 18 11 10
15 26 9 13 2310 4 24 22 11
3 5 7 13 117 10 12 12 17
3 8 9 14 119 25 19 19 23
15 11 11 15 724 24 5 21 16
23 13 8 10 2

김정은은 베트남 사람은 아니지만 외국 요리를 좋아할 수 있습니다.

Author: Benjamin

Benjamin Thiel is a husband, father, correctional professional and author of The Ongoing Tale at Brothers Campfire.

22 thoughts on “North Korea’s Kim Jong Un (Satire)

  1. Anonymous says:

    Guten Tag Benjamin

    Jeder Mensch
    der sich spirituell
    oder mit weltlicher

    mit seiner Macht
    sich selbst
    als Erlöser

    er wird daraufhin
    eine Gefolgschaft
    um sich zu scharen

    böse und gute Menschen
    sind der unteilbaren Menschenwürde

    es ist unsere Aufgabe
    unsere dunkle Seite

    vor allen anderen
    denen wir unser Urteil setzen

    uns darin selbst zu betrachten

    das bessere jeden Tag
    zu versuchen

    Liebe Grüße

    1. Benjamin says:

      Nun, ich denke, es ist am besten, die bestmögliche Version von uns selbst zu sein. Im Moment versuche ich, einen Klick aus Nordkorea zu bekommen. Viele Grüße an die Poesie!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Der Löwe
    lauert in mir selbst
    mich schaudert

    dass ich mich
    vor mir selbst
    nicht fürchte

    was wirklich notwendig ist
    zum alltäglichen
    menschenwürdigen Umgang
    In den Bewegungen
    mit anderen
    und fremden Menschen

    ich versuche
    keine Marionette
    meiner Einbildungen
    zu werden
    ja zu sein

    1. Benjamin says:

      ein anonymes Gedicht! Könnte es eine geheime Nachricht sein? Wahrscheinlich nicht! Gut geschrieben!

      1. Petra says:

        Do you actually speak German or is this a very good Google Translate?

          1. Petra says:

            It’s ok, I’m glad machine learning is getting better 😅

    1. Benjamin says:

      3 Taiwanese clicks so far, but I doubt that has anything to do with North Korea!

        1. Benjamin says:

          I got one from Japan as well. No China clicks, which is different, because If I hide a Chinese character in the post, I almost always ger a hit.

    1. Benjamin says:

      So far, no China or Thailand clicks. Those are what I anticipated. I have had Japanese and Taiwanese traffic, however.


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