Explanation of Crop Circles (It’s what you think)

Hello, Benjamin here!

Join me by the Campfire as I spin you a tale, or flat out tell the truth… You decide.

Ship’s log
Jersey Wardance, Captain
of the B.C.Halhïn Gol

Having sent notifications to the crew and dispatching security pods for tractor beam extractions, our crew has been confined to their quarters or placed on job assignments.

All recreation has been suspended due to lack of discipline amongst our ranks.

Unfortunately, when we utilized a tractor beam in the UK, we once again picked up Russ Kellett and were required to remove him from the B.C.Halhïn Gol.

We showed him no small kindness during his short stay and utilized an appropriate amount of force to release him back to Earth.

For future Captains that may make use of my notes, below are reference points for review.



(Astonishingly Accurate Depictions of Bovinae here. His recordings of flying dolphins are obviously tractor beamed Bovinae)

While we are at peace with Earth, it would appear that Russ Kellett does not believe this to be true.

We the Bovinae, notably those of the Bovine Planetary Federation, find his feverish enthusiasm absurd, and wonder that he does not join the U.S. Space Force, or her allies in London. Perhaps it is due to bitterness or racism/planetism towards those that are not his kind.
It is also likely he is aware that large governments keep intergalactic communication restricted to maximize profits. He may feel cheated.

Indeed, the UK was not considered on this particular trade deal. Our storage is filled with large stores of coffee for trade.

While tea was considered, the Heron Tribe of La Longi, an Island on planet Mashbitoes, provides military grade minerals in exchange for the coffee bean.

We’re Russ Kellett not so adversarial, he would be a valuable resource to the Bovinae.

Compounding our concerns, while setting the tractor beams to extract triticale and other grains from earth for our intergalactic travel needs, we left patterns in a large number of fields. This tends to stress earth dwellers out considerably. We strive to avoid this.

Author: Benjamin

Benjamin Thiel is a community leader, urban farmer, and author of The Ongoing Tale at Brothers Campfire. He might know a guy...

17 thoughts on “Explanation of Crop Circles (It’s what you think)

  1. herbthiel says:

    That really does explain a lot, really. Russ Kellett is what we call a “loose cannon.”

  2. Adelheid says:

    And out of curiosity, because I’m not familiar with Russ, I searched the LinkedIn link.

    Anyway, Merry Christmas to you and your family, Benjamin! 😊

  3. Thattamma C.G Menon says:

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    Your loving Family 🥰🎊🎄Sweet Greetings and lots of Love my precious friend 💐🖖👏

      1. Thattamma C.G Menon says:

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        Lovely Greetings and God Bless 👏🌹May this coming 2024 brings
        Lots of love , peace and happiness to you dear family☮️💕😊


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