Body By Bologna By Brothers Campfire

Hello, Benjamin from Brother’s Campfire here!

I am thinking about a workout series called Body By Bologna.

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I will cut to the chase and give you the sales pitch for the supplement I am promoting.

Body By Bologna Protein Matrix – Bologna Nutrition 100% Thick Cut Bologna™

Bologna Nutrition 100% Bologna combines taste and quality. You really get the best of both fat and protein! 

Body By Bologna Nutritional Team

Each serving contains 4 grams of fast-acting protein designed to increase sodium enhanced muscle gains, accelerate recovery, enhance fat accumulation, and improve overall sedentary performance. The taste is amazing and you’d never guess you’re eat something with quality afterthoughts of the meat industry! Each slice has 9 percent of the Daily Value of Fat to get you through a famine. 

Bologna Nutrition’s 100% Thick Cut Bologna is perfect for everyone, whether you’re a couch potato, loafer,or slacker, you will benefit from the high amount of sodium and fat this supplement contains and see a difference in your performance. 100% Thick Cut Bologna contains high levels of calories, which help build that magnificent waistline you’ve been working towards . This product is pure and complete leftovers were taken to create a pure Bologna Nutrition slice that will give you incredible results.

Body By Bologna Protein Matrix 1lbs is currently available 

Benefits & Results

• Fat and Muscle Gains

• Enhanced Famine Resilience 

• 4.6 grams of Protein per slice

• 69 Calories per slice!

• 0 grams of Carbs in Each Serving

• Increased Fat Intake

• Trace Amounts of B-6

• Unknown Animal Parts

• Available 5 pound Chubs If Needed

Bologna Nutrition 100% Bologna

Warnings & Side Effects

Statements on this post have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Order yours online today at https://brotherscampfire.com/contact/ 

Author: Benjamin

Benjamin Thiel is a husband, father, correctional professional and author of The Ongoing Tale at Brothers Campfire.

24 thoughts on “Body By Bologna By Brothers Campfire

  1. herbthiel says:

    You know, I think that may be the biggest bunch of bologna you have ever written. Anyone could tell that you, sir, are full of bologna!

    Reply
    1. Benjamin says:

      Absolutely! We at Brother’s Campfire are committed to excellence in dietary supplements!

      Reply
  2. Hannah Calintina says:

    So you should make a bologna sandwich!
    Mmmmmmm sounds sooo YUMMY!!!😂😄

    Reply
    1. Benjamin says:

      Exotic Nita, think of the life changing implications of eating 100 percent bologna! 💪 🤥🤠🔥

      Reply
    1. Benjamin says:

      Try it now and I will throw in a second chub of bologna in for half price while supplies last! 🤠🔥 Have a beautiful day and be 💪 strong!

      Reply
    1. Benjamin says:

      You know, I might be willing to trade you for a writer’s block. ….No…. Scratch that, the first one is always free. You’ll come back.

      Reply
  3. Ashley F Lintner says:

    Thanks for a good laugh, no carbs I’ll take the 5lb slugger
    Lol

    Reply

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