Hello Friends. I will begin by saying that I would feel terrible for hiding something I did this morning from you. We have the fondest of memories together and I have let you, my readers, down. I am hoping if I act quickly, I can salvage my relationship with many of you.
I started this morning off right by reading my Bible first thing and brewing a pot of coffee, dark and bitter.
Then a she vixen awoke and bade me partake in a forbidden fruit and I did partake.
On April 17th, 2020 at approximately 0645 hours MST, I, Benjamin, the Storyteller did drink coffee with creamer.
I did sip and enjoy this pleasure of mocha for a season. Then I was filled with deep regret. I asked the she vixen why she gave me such a drink and she said a twin tailed mermaid, or siren decieved her.
I take full accountability for this breach of trust. I made a poor choice and I regret it. I cannot even look myself in the eye. I was not decieved. I am sorry, and hope we can work something out to regain your trust. I have rinsed my cup many times, but the stain of creamer abides in the cup.
It is my intention, moving forward to always bring black coffee, dark and bitter
Author: Benjamin
Benjamin Thiel is a community leader, urban farmer, and author of The Ongoing Tale at Brothers Campfire. He might know a guy...
*gasp* How could you do this to us? We trusted you!
😣😞😢I don’t know what I was thinking.
That’s it! You shall be punished. Go wash your mouth out with soap!
That’s almost too good for him!
Hmm, you’re right!
It needs to be harder.
What do you think of not giving him any supper?
Are you calling me late for supper?
Not just that, but you are NOT getting ANY supper!
Aww.
It’s only fair.
Smiling ☀️
Thank you for your forgiveness. I will refrain from engaging in such a vile act! (For me. If you use creamer, it is ok.)
Coffee is a very particular thing and one must be true to themselves when enjoying 😊. For me, half and half and a touch of sugar makes it just right. Super Saturday!
I agree! You have a beautiful day as well!
Thank you!
Absolutely!
I AM CRYING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🤣🖤
🤠🔥 ☕
Oh my God! Unexpected!
Don‘t worry, drink happy..
Haha! I have an image to uphold!🤠🔥 ☕
Lol… well it was Starbucks 😝👎
Former East coaster here – so should never be Starbucks lol … That would be my only gripe lol
Shoulda been Dunkin’ 😄✌️
Ha ha! Thanks for stopping by the Campfire, Omatra!
Hilarious! You had me hooked from the very first line.
Thank you someone!
I literally started LAUGHING OUT LOUD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LoL!
When i saw the caption i got shocked! When i read i burst out laughing! HAHHAH! LOL!
I am glad you enjoyed it!
I sure did!
YEAH I did!
😒😒My son! Aaarrgghhh!!!! It’s a good thing I’ve got another one. 😒😒
I hope the other one is worthy of a true cup of coffee
Ha ha!
The fact that you mentioned/insinuated Starbucks and coffee in the same sentence is a bigger crime than drinking coffee with creamer 😂. (Yes, I’m a European coffee snob)
what is your favorite?
Oh no, you asked and now I have to say cappuccino 😂 but I usually make Turkish at home, no sugar and a bit of milk. I dislike Starbucks though, because everything there tastes sweet and processed somehow, I like my coffee sugar-free.
I do mot like sweet coffee for the most part. I like flavor.
We demand penance.
I know…. I really made a poor chioce.
Hopefully we can learn something from this.
Indeed! ☕ dark and bitter.
I forgive you.
Regards,
Kim.
Thank you for understanding Kim!
Of course 🙏
Are you staying busy with the lockdown?
I have creative containers that have always been there and all of them haven’t been impacted much at all by the stay-at-home orders.
Thank you for asking. What about yourself?
I am at an essential job so I am putting in lots of hours. I garden and work outside on my days off.
Even though you have been putting in more hours at work, you are making time to enjoy time off 🙏
I am giving it a whirl!
Yours is a gentle reminder, among others, to realize we are not exclusively our role in society. Finding joy in connected to everyone in the world in different ways is important, like your gardening ☺️
Well thank you for the compliment, Friend!
Calling it as it is👏🏼
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you and you are forgiven.
I am glad you enjoyed it, and thank you for the forgiveness! Good to see you this fine Saturday!
great post pal..
Thank you my Friend! How is your day?
Gasp…..I’m laughing so hard I can’t stop. This is my favorite creamer. I partakes if it several cups this morning, my Sunday treat, and I enjoyed every drop, don’t dispear, mom mom kept her coffee strictly black lol.🤯😂👍🙌🏼
I am glad you like it! Thanks for the insight and for stopping by Brother’s Campfire! Have a beautiful day! ( sips dark, bitter coffee)
for the record I cannot drink coffee black so I am not outraged like you. But it is a humorous post. And we need more humor in these times. For your own sake keep all dairy products a safe distance from your hands when you make your coffee. That’s right socially distance your food stuffs. Cheers.
Ha ha! Hello Ledge Watcher! I have a wide assortment of refreshing drinks to choose from at the Campfire! (Non Alcoholic) 🤠🔥🍹🍺🍮🥃🥛☕
As long as you are enjoying yourself, it is ok with me! I did write the post to be silly and I agree, humor is helpful!
I’ve never had coffee my whole life, but that was Funny! Well done, God bless!
Thank you Warren! What is your favorite drink?
You’re welcome! Hot chocolate, blessings!
To you as well! We have plenty of it at the Campfire, so don’t be a stranger!🤠🔥
👍🏽
Pours you another cup of hot chocolate