Yo, what up big dawg, this is B. Real, like B.Thiel, and I be back at the Campfire.
So, I was released from Nextdoor Jail and I had to promise never to be naughty again by checking a box.
I could hoodwink you all and say I am as pure as the driven snow, but after a 5 minute session of infinite scrolling to catch up on the community, I could see all the little places I could have violated policy. If I continue to , this will lead to a life sentence from Nextdoor.
So, I will show you posts I found and the comments I want to write as an example of what not to say on Nextdoor.
Ha ha! Excellent question, but he is on his way to Nextdoor Penitentiary.
Suspicious circumstances indeed! That is nothing.
My time in Nextdoor jail taught me a lot about a side hustle. I got this message. You tell me if this is suspicious.
Obviously, I am not going to turn down a barter like this, even if the root is not identified and sage isn’t my favorite. I am a vegetable gangsta in my hood.
My Russian sage supplier did what she had to do to get me my fix. Snitches get stitches and there is no protective custody.
I scheduled anyway. Thug life. They can’t prove it was her.
Then, I saw this gem. We live in an area riddled with California culture.
What is this? A bigfoot sighting? This could be anyone.
This could be anyone as well. They were probably lost.
My dream reply is this YT link.
They see me rollin, they hatin…🤣
Sometimes, folks get an unequal share of problems like this poster below.
In this one, I am trying to determine where the invasion is. Is it the property… Or nearby ? We do know where the stinky ones originated. Now, we just need some green “ooze”.
We need heroes in our communities. Large, talking skunks may be a good fit.
Agricultural addiction is rampant in our community The bartering is out of hand. My heart goes out to this lady.
She is going on my prayer list. It may be too late for her. I hope not.
Numerous times on Nextdoor, I have been called creepy for looking at a profile history. I see why some do not like it. It is a tell as to who they really are. If I see this lady, I am going to hide my dog. She has priors.
Agghh! Just creepy!
Nope, just nope… Cruella has a long term obsession .
Well, if you are ever on Nextdoor, and do not want to go to Nextdoor Jail… Please do not follow my example or way of thinking .