Brother’s Campfire News Feed Commentary

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Todays Commentary on the News

According to a source, Elon Musk is never doing only one thing at a time. I am shocked. Who would have thought that a billionaire would do such a thing?

Now, I have put some distance between myself and toxic relationships, but changing your gender and your name to create distance is a bit much. Elon Musk states, “Pronouns Suck.”

Misuse of pronouns is utter confusion. Half of the time, I do not know who is who with it all.

All I hear on the news is Jake Paul talking trash and self promoting. In prison they call people like him “Too Hard For The Yard.” Since December 18th, 2021, I have been in more physical altercations. Come on man.

Nate Diaz hasn’t fought since June of last year, but at least he is trying to get one scheduled.

Oh my. Can you believe a celebrity can use her words and speak to a fishmonger? Who cares? I spoke to John Elway and Vin Diesal once. One of my friends had lines and camera time on a few movies. Who cares?

The cancer spreads aggressively when you sleep. I will never know more unless I pay 29 dollars for a subscription or 32 dollars to read the article., you are wacked yo. I am with you Amber Heard; fish mongers, not fearmongers.

This lady cannot afford to pay rent while going to school to be a doctor. She has almost half a million in debt. Wow, just wow. Someone pays for tuition refunds, so there is no easy answer here. I know that I try to count the cost of an endeavor before leaping in.

Well, that is all the news my little mind can try to digest for now.

Author: Benjamin

Benjamin Thiel is a community leader, urban farmer, and author of The Ongoing Tale at Brothers Campfire. He might know a guy...

18 thoughts on “Brother’s Campfire News Feed Commentary

  1. Stella Reddy says:

    Nice take n the news you follow! It can all be a bit much sometimes, which is why I don’t read any of it, unless I am directly affected by it. Have a great one!

  2. anne leueen says:

    Entertaining take on the news. I am taking a break from the serious news at the moment. Couldn’t take any more bad news about things I can do nothing about. So your NEWS take was fun.

  3. leendadll says:

    That child of Elon article annoys me. She changed her last name to sever ties. Gender and pronouns are self identity things (though probably doesn’t hurt that they support her desire to not be thechild he knew).

    I have a hard time with “they” as a pronoun for 1 person, meaning I’m slow to get used to it. But I’m gettin there!

  4. Nancy Richy says:

    Which is exactly why I read/listen to as little news as possible. My digestive tract can’t handle it and I find suffering from terrible indigestion. My husband carefully feeds me small amounts of news during dinner so I won’t appear like a complete airhead to the rest of our family and friends but honestly … I don’t care. The news is too depressing. The world is going down the crapper and we need a hero. Fast.

  5. Eugenia says:

    The news is becoming hilarious! The pronoun mess is more than ridiculous. 🤣


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