Benjamin from Brothers Campfire here.
I have recently live-streamed a few of my favorite workouts. There is no shame in my game as I pose with a flawless double chin and protrude my belly past my natural posture.
Some folks take themselves much to seriously. All of my workouts were fun and productive.
Last year, and the year before, the aerator guy fell through. He may have fallen into the earth by making holes in the wrong place, but he didn’t show. I have committed to doing it myself with a pick-mattock 100 reps at a time 6 days a week. I would say that will keep me in shape, but my heart rate only goes to 106 BPM.
I also have been processing clay in my backyard and making pots and bowls. Working a glob of clay is an excellent use of upper-body strength.
In my third workout, I went ahead and demolished a few offensive pieces of wood that were getting in my way with a sledgehammer. I will use this to build a pottery fire.
Some find my workouts boring. I am down with that. I am staying fit and productive at the same time.
Some might say I am not fit. I am not a Calvin Klein model, but I can wake at five and work steadily until dark; day in and day out. Bologna you say? Come on over and work out with me. This Body Is Bologna.