The Evil Princess Chapter 2

Hello, Benjamin from Brother’s Campfire here.

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The Evil Princess Chapter 2

Picture frames from the Dollar General are an inexpensive way to showcase items of commensurate value.

Logging in to my personal email at work, I pulled up the PDF of my deed to one acre of the Sea of Serenity.

Using company ink, I printed up the 9 dollar PDF on Staples recycled copy paper and set about trimming the 8.5 x 11 stock to 8 ×10 so it would fit in the frame.

Despite mediocrity in craftsmanship, I placed the curio prominently on my desk for all to see.

Owning land on the moon made me proud as If I had become a Scottish Lord or had found a new acquaintance in a wealthy Nigerian Royal.

Bob from accounting, a fellow eclectic and bigfoot enthusiast, loved my little decoration.

“That’s pretty neat bro, have you read the Haunted Mesa by Louis L’amour?”

“No”

“Great book! It is like a modern western in Anasazi territory with bigfoot travelling through time and space in a portal!”

“Ha Ha, Here we go, again Bob, more bigfoot stories! Have there been any recent sightings?”

“Glad you asked! There was one in Detroit in a greenbelt area that…”

Though annoying, I always gave Bob the floor when he started talking; when a project needed funding it was him you went to.

I zoned out for a while, nodding my head at key moments and trying to appear interested.
After a while, I wondered where I could find a portal to disengage from Bob’s monologue.

“Listen, Bob, hold that thought for a moment, I gotta use the restroom.”

“ Sure, but let me get to where I was going with all this. Just like the Anasazi Ruins and Bigfoot, The government is hiding so much about the moon, it is unfathomable. When you get online, you should look up ancient cities on the Moon. I read an article in the Mirror about it once.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ancient-alien-city-found-secret-18332009
You should check it out sometime. What if the portals, bigfoot and the moon civilization are all interconnected?” I bet the…”

“I’m dancing Bob, I got to pee.”